Monday Blues Cure: Step 3

Step 3: Consume 3 entire pizzas by yourself in one sitting. Sounds simple, but trust us, it's not.

Step 3a: Gather Pizza Ingredients

Locate 3-4 different types of pizza. Gather 10 pounds of cheese, 5 gallons of tomato sauce, 20 lbs of pepperoni, and 15 lbs of mozzarella.

Step 3b: Consume Pizzas

Place 3-4 pizzas on the table in front of you. Devour them in one sitting, ignoring any sense of dignity or self-respect.