Monday Blues Solutions

Solutions for those who can't even get out of bed on Monday

Here are some solutions to help you survive the agony that is Mondays:

• Get a strong cup of coffee and a hint of existential dread
• Put on a pair of sweatpants and some 80s rock music
• Make a to-do list, but only for procrastination activities

Or, if all else fails:

• Have a good cry in the bathroom to get it out of your system