Monday blues got you down? Try one of our patented Monday cures!
Or, if you're feeling extra brave:
Disclaimer: Results not scientifically proven, but totally not a lie.
Side effects: temporary happiness, permanent existential dread
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Monday Cures Algorithm:
1. Wake up
2. Eat cereal
3. Stare at screen
4. Repeat until Monday's end
Or, try this:
Monday Madness