1. Wear Your Pajamas Indoors
Because who needs actual clothes, anyway? Just roll out of bed, stumble to the fridge, and live your best life in sweatpants.
2. Practice the Art of Procrastination
2. Listen to Lyrical Despair
Crank up the emo playlist and wallow in despair. 'Tis the season for sorrowful serenades and woe-is-me ballads.
3. Indulge in Sad Songs for Sadsacks
4. Create a To-Do List with Only Negative Tasks
Make yourself miserable by promising to do all the things you hate. 'I must clean the gutters... and pay bills... and mow the lawn...' Ugh.
4.5. The Dark Side of Chores: More Sad Tasks to Add to Your List
5. Declare Yourself a Non-Conformist
Refuse to participate in the meaningless rituals of modern life. 'I'll never wear a name tag... or use a computer... or eat vegetables!' Yay, you go, rebel.
The Dark Side of Non-Conformity: A Monday Morning Manifesto