3 Ways to Make Yourself Sadder on a Dreary Monday Morning

Wake up to the crushing despair of a Monday morning, and you're already feeling defeated. But don't worry, friend!

1. Listen to a 6-hour loop of your ex's voice on repeat

Nothing says "Monday morning" like being tormented by the sound of your ex's voice, over and over and over.

2. Write 10,000 haikus about how much you hate Mondays

Channel your inner Japanese poet and express your deepest feelings of dread and despair in 10,000 short, beautiful poems.

3. Eat an entire jar of wasabi while staring at a photo of your in-laws

Because what's a little spice to wake up with, am I right?