Monday, Blue, Overly Complex Solutions

Welcome to our office, where Mondays are always terrible and our solutions are always overcomplicated.

We have a team of experts who specialize in making simple problems sound like they're from a David Firth-esque novel.

Our services include:

Conjuringประก existential dread with our patented "Monday Morning" technique
Creating complex spreadsheets for every mundane task
Writing lengthy, 10-page reports on why our solution won't work
Designing flowcharts that look like they were created by kindergartners with a bad case of "squirrel!"

Popular subpages:

Paralyzing Procrastination - Our take on the classic "I'll get right on it" approach

Phantom Deadlines - Because who needs real deadlines, anyway?

Overly-Complex Solutions 2.0 - Our new and improved, still-just-as-useless version.