Phantom Deadlines: Overly Complex Solutions

A Guide to Managing Your Non-Existent Time Management

By: Dr. Jane S. P. (Ph.D.) - Expert in the field of Not-Doing Anything

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Overly Complex Solutions

As a renowned expert in the field of Not-Doing Anything, Dr. Jane S. P. (Ph.D.) presents to you the following overly complex solutions to your phantom deadlines:

• 1. Phantom Deadlines: Quantum Medicine - A revolutionary new approach to managing your non-existent time using the principles of quantum physics
• 2. Neuro-Phantom Deadlines Therapy - A cutting-edge method of rewiring your brain to accept the concept of deadlines that never actually existed
• 3. Phantom Deadlines: Quantum Leapfrogging - A technique for jumping through time and avoiding all deadlines simultaneously

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