Monday Blues
Because, apparently, the universe decided to play a prank on us all.
It seems that our beloved toaster, Bertrand, has developed a case of Monday-itis.
It's a real thing, don't question it.
Anyway, it's now spewing forth an endless stream of existential dread and despair.
As a result, the Monday blues have taken hold of our office.
But don't worry! Our team of expert toaster-whisperers is on the case.
We're working around the clock (or at least during our lunch breaks) to fix the toaster's wonky logic.
And by 'wonky logic', I mean the kind that requires us to rewire the toaster's brain with actual, functioning logic.
It's a long shot, we know, but hey, someone's got to do it.