MONDAY: The Day of the Phantom Deadlines

Today's Schedule:

8:00 AM: Wake up, realize you're not dead.
9:00 AM: Eat breakfast, wonder why you're still not dead.
10:00 AM: Panic because you have no idea what you're doing today.
11:00 AM: Pretend you're a functioning member of society, but actually just pretend you're a functioning member of society.
12:00 PM: Lunchtime! Nom nom nom.
1:00 PM: More panic, because the afternoon is coming.
5:00 PM: Realize the day is over, but the anxiety about tomorrow is just beginning.

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