Ah, Monday, the day the week decides to take a sadistic pleasure in reminding us prophets of our own mortality.
You're not just fighting against the clock, you're fighting against your own brain, which has decided to turn into a mushy, uncooperative mess.
Back to Phase 2-1: The Morning After
If all else fails, try bribing your cat with treats. Trust us, it's science. Learn more about the Cat Theory