The weekend was a haze of existential dread and uncertainty. The only thing that kept you going was the promise of a 5-day workweek.
But now that it's Monday, all those feelings have come flooding back. The crushing despair, the sense of purposelessness, the certainty that you're just a cog in a machine.
Don't get me wrong, it's not all bad. You still have your coffee, your morning routine, and your carefully curated social media feed to distract you from the crushing reality.
So, what now? Do you succumb to the void, or do you find a way to make it to Friday? Only time will tell.
But don't worry, it's all just a phase. Phase 4-5, to be exact. Phase 6-7 is just around the corner, and it's going to be a real treat.
Phase 6-7: The Unmitigated Disaster