Monday Blues

Ugh, another week, another Monday. The never-ending cycle of existential dread.

We're on Phase 4, where the only thing more exhausting than work is pretending to care.

But don't worry, we've got some Phase 6 plans, because why not, right?

Stay tuned for more updates, or just go ahead and Phase 7, we don't really care.

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