Monday, the day where your dreams of having a social life are crushed beneath the weight of a never-ending to-do list.
You've made it to step 3, congratulations! Now it's time to face the harsh reality of your existence.
According to our experts (a team of highly paid consultants who live in a fantasy world), the Monday Blues are a real thing.
They're caused by a unique combination of factors, including:
- Overexertion from binge-watching Netflix on Sunday
- Lack of caffeine in your morning coffee
- Unfulfilled expectations from last Thursday's promises
To combat the Monday Blues, try the following:
- Repeat the phrase "it's just another day" to yourself 17 times.
- Stare at a picture of a cat for at least 30 minutes.
- Listen to the same sad song on repeat, preferably something by Adele.