Step 3: The Agony of Monday

Monday, the day where your dreams of having a social life are crushed beneath the weight of a never-ending to-do list.

You've made it to step 3, congratulations! Now it's time to face the harsh reality of your existence.

According to our experts (a team of highly paid consultants who live in a fantasy world), the Monday Blues are a real thing.

They're caused by a unique combination of factors, including:

To combat the Monday Blues, try the following:

  1. Repeat the phrase "it's just another day" to yourself 17 times.
  2. Stare at a picture of a cat for at least 30 minutes.
  3. Listen to the same sad song on repeat, preferably something by Adele.
Substep 4: Desperation Sets In Subsubstep 5: The Dark Ages