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Monday Blues

A collection of subpar Monday morning motivation

Step 1: Pretend it's Thursday

Lie to yourself, it's just as good as reality.

Take a deep breath and try to remember that tomorrow is also not Thursday.

Step 2: Wear your Sunday best (on a Monday)

Who needs actual accomplishments to wear fancy clothes?

Find out why.

Step 3: Listen to music that's guaranteed to make you hate Mondays

Because who needs actual motivation, anyway?

Discover the perfect playlist for the soul-crushing experience.

Step 4: Remind yourself that it's not as bad as it seems

Or, you know, just pretend it is.

Find the hidden silver lining in the grey cloud of existential dread.

Step 5: Repeat Step 3, ad infinitum

Until you can't even remember what the steps were.

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