Monday Morning Madness

It's the start of the week, and you're already in a funk.

Why is the sky so grey?

Is it because I'm not getting enough sleep?

Or is it because the cat's hairball is plotting against me again?

Maybe it's because I'm stuck in the Monday blues.

Monday's Darker Side

You know, some people say that Monday's the worst.

But I say, it's not that bad, it's just...different.

After all, it's not like I'm stuck in a never-ending cycle of despair.

I mean, who needs hope and happiness when you've got a good ol' fashioned existential crisis?

So, let's face it, Monday's the new black.

Monday's Darker Side: The Sequel

I'm not sure what's more depressing, the fact that it's Monday or the fact that the cat's hairball is still plotting against me.

Maybe it's both.

Either way, I'm just trying to survive the day.

One Monday at a time.

Monday's Darker Side: The Prequel

You know, before I even had a cat, I was a mess.

But the cat's hairball just took it to the next level.

I mean, who needs personal growth when you've got a cat that's secretly controlling you?

So, yeah, Monday's the new black.

And I'm not just talking about the color.

I'm talking about the existential dread that comes with it.

But hey, at least I've got my Monday blues to keep me company.

And by "company," I mean the cat's constant plotting.

Or, if you'd rather not think about it, you could always try to escape with:

Monday's Darker Side Alternative

Or, you know, just pretend it's not Monday.

Put on your favorite happy song and dance around the room.

Or better yet, just pretend you're a chicken.

Cluck around like a fool, and maybe, just maybe, you'll forget it's Monday.

But let's be real, it's still Monday.

So, you might as well just accept it.

And face the music.

Or, you know, just go back to bed.

The Monday Blues Revival

You know, some say that Monday's not so bad.

That it's actually the start of something new.

A fresh start, a clean slate, and a new beginning.

But let's be real, it's still Monday.

So, yeah, go ahead and try to spin it.

But I'll be here, stuck in my Monday blues.

Just trying to survive the day.

One Monday at a time.

Or, at least, that's the plan.

Until the cat's hairball takes over, that is.

Then, all bets are off.

The Monday Blues Revival: The Sequel

I guess what I'm trying to say is, Mondays are like that one aunt who just won't leave you alone.

Always showing up uninvited, always making a scene.

You know, the one aunt that's always like "Hey, remember when..."

And then you're all, "Ugh, Aunt Monday, just leave me alone."

So yeah, Monday's the new black.

Or, you know, it's just a really bad joke.

Either way, I'll see you all on Tuesday.

The Monday Blues Revival: The Prequel

I guess what I'm trying to say is, Mondays are like that one ex who just won't leave you alone.

Always showing up uninvited, always making a scene.

You know, the one ex that's always like "Hey, remember when..."

And then you're all, "Ugh, ex-Monday, just leave me alone."

So yeah, Monday's the new black.

Or, you know, it's just a really bad joke.

Either way, I'll see you all on Tuesday.

Or, you know, whenever.