Monday Exemptions

A list of completely-not-made-up rules that apply to Monday mornings.

Article 1: You must wear pants, but not just any pants. You must wear pants with stripes.
Article 2: The office coffee machine is only allowed to dispense coffee. Any other beverage will result in a 10% productivity penalty.
Article 3: The Monday morning meetings will be conducted in a loud, echoey voice, and everyone is required to respond with a firm, yet inaudible, "uh-huh."
Article 4: The Monday morning breakfast options are limited to: oatmeal, plain toast, or a combination of both. Any deviation will result in a 5-point deduction to your Monday Exemption score.
Article 5: All employees are required to bring in a small, potted plant to the meeting for "mood-enhancing" purposes.

Subpage: Mood-Enhancing Plants Subpage: Monday Productivity Penalties

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