According to our highly scientific and totally-not-made-up research, today's mandate is to watch an endless loop of Jurassic Park on repeat while eating only foods that start with the letter "D".

Don't even think about trying to sneak in some "non-D" food, our team of highly trained and extremely grumpy paleontologists will be monitoring your every move.

So, grab some dinosaur-shaped Doritos, down a dozen donuts, and get ready for the ultimate Monday experience! Read more about the dangers of egg-related distractions on Monday Mandate.