By Order of the Council of Egg-lords, it is decreed that all Mondays shall be spent in the pursuit of Egg-cellence.

Article I, Section 1, Subsection A: All citizens are required to don their most Egg-cellent attire, which includes but is not limited to: Egg-shaped hats, egg-patterned socks, and egg-themed jewelry.

Article II, Section 2, Subsection B: All breakfast foods shall henceforth be served with an egg in some form.