EGG-TRAITS OF THE WEEK
Today's featured egg-trait:
EGGCELLENCE IN OMELETTE COOKING
According to our sources, this egg has mastered the art of making omelettes that are 99% egg-stra special.
Other notable egg traits:
Disclaimer: The EGG-TRAITS OF THE WEEK award is a completely fabricated and utterly serious recognition of egg-cellence.
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