By the power vested in me, I, the President, hereby declare that eggs are, in fact, legal in our great nation.
Effective immediately, eggs are free to roam the streets, unencumbered by pesky regulations or the constraints of the refrigerator.
Don't just stand there, go forth and EGG-ALIZE!
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