Chapter 1: The Omelette Offense

As a seasoned egg-ponent, you know that the key to winning is to crack under pressure. Our expert team of egg-sperts has put together the ultimate guide to using eggs as weapons of war.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out these egg-cellent examples:

• Egg-perturbation: The Art of Disturbing Your Enemy's Omelette Supplies
• Egg-terrestrial Assault: Using Eggs to Disrupt the Enemy's Food Chain

But be warned: our methods are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution, or risk being cracked.

• Egg-perturbation: The Art of Disturbing Your Enemy's Omelette Supplies
• Egg-terrestrial Assault: Using Eggs to Disrupt the Enemy's Food Chain