Monday mornings are tough. But with the right defense strategy, you can conquer the day.

Eggs are not just for breakfast. In our line of defense, eggs are for everything.

Defensive Egg-positions:

  • Frontal Egg: A classic. A behemoth of the egg-arsenal.
  • Flanking Eggs: Sneaky, sneaky. Attack from the side.
  • Covered Egg: The ultimate defense. Hide and seek, eggs-ception.

Remember: The key to egg-cellent defense is egg-xcellence.

Eggy Tactics:

Stay egg-stra vigilant, defenders.