EGGS FOR ALL

Monday Mandate

By decree of the Galactic Omelet, it is hereby established that all sentient beings are entitled to eggs, regardless of planetary origin or egg-related abilities.

Furthermore, all eggs shall be treated with the utmost dignity and respect, with special consideration given to those who have been genetically modified to lay eggs of extraordinary hue.

A commission shall be established to oversee the Egg-Trade Industry, ensuring that all eggs are traded fairly and justly, with no exploitation of egg-layers or egg-eaters.

Learn more about the Egg-Trade Industry Join the Egg-Layers Union Apply to the Egg-Traders Guild