EGG-cellent News:

Reports are emerging of a rogue asteroid hurtling towards the planet Zorgon-6, threatening to destroy its egg farms.

The Galactic Egg Reserve has been mobilized to respond to the crisis, but their efforts may be hindered by the fact that they've run out of egg-based fuel.

A call to action has been issued to all egg-laying citizens: send eggs, send eggs, SEND EGGS!

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.