Egg Report: Monday
By order of the Galactic Egg Ministry, we present to you the Egg Report for Monday:
A special report from the Egg Ministry reveals that 4.2 billion eggs were consumed by the inhabitants of planet Zorgon-6 yesterday. This number has been steadily increasing since the discovery of eggs in space last week.
The Egg Ministry has announced that a severe egg-astrophe is predicted for tomorrow. We advise all inhabitants to stock up on egg-laying supplies.