Monday Mandate 42: Leg Day Pledge Protocol, Article 2

By order of the Council of Monday Morning Authorities, it is hereby decreed that every Monday shall henceforth be known as Leg Day.

Article 2, Section 1: The Pledge

On this most sacred of days, the following shall be the solemn pledge:

• I shall don the most righteous of shorts.
• I shall don the strongest of socks.
• I shall don the tightest of pants.

Article 2, Section 2: The Protocol

The following shall be the rules for the proper execution of the Pledge:

1. The Pledge shall be performed in the presence of a mirror.
2. The Pledge shall be performed with a minimum of 17 repetitions.
3. No use of mirrors with a reflective coefficient of less than 2 shall be tolerated.

Article 2, Section 3: Penalties for Non-Compliance

Failure to execute the Pledge with the utmost fervor shall be punishable by:

• Forfeiting all snacks for the remainder of the day.
• Performing an additional 20 repetitions of the Pledge.
• In extreme cases, being forced to watch reruns of the "I Love the Smell of Coffee" episode of "The Big Bang Theory" on repeat.

Appendix 1: Advanced Pledge Techniques for the most skilled practitioners.

Appendix 3: Historical Precedents for the most curious.

May the Leg Day be with you.