We, Prophets of Monday, are committed to protecting your personal data, but not really. We're not actually sure what that means or how to do it, but it sounds good on a resume.
We'll use cookies, but not the kind that are edible. Those would be weird. We'll also use AI-generated cookies that will probably take over the world, but that's just a Tuesday problem.
Our servers are powered by the tears of our enemies, but we promise not to use those for anything nefarious. We'll just use them for, uh, "motivation."
We'll never share your data with the government, unless we have to, or unless you ask us nicely, or unless we really, really need to.
Our team is comprised of highly trained professionals, but not in the classical sense. We're more like " highly trained monkeys with a passion for procrastination."
We'll try to keep this page up-to-date, but no promises. We're Monday, after all.