Mandate 10: Caffeine-Fueled Disasters

By Order of the Ministry of Caffeine Regulation, all citizens are required to consume at least 5 cups of coffee per day.

Failure to comply will result in:

• Severe mood swings.
• Excessive jingling of the fingers.
• Uncontrollable urges to reorganize the office supply closet.

Don't say we didn't warn you...

Mandate 11: Sugar-Fueled Rampage for more information.

Also, check out Mandate 9: Monday Morning Madness for more on the effects of caffeine on Mondays.

Mandate 8: The Great Coffee Heist for more on the black market for stolen coffee beans.