Article 1: The Caffeine Epidemic Spreads
As of yesterday, reports of mass caffeine poisoning have flooded in from major cities worldwide. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
- Extreme jitters
- Excessive sweating
- Uncontrollable urges to consume more caffeine
Article 2: Experts Weigh In
Dr. Jane Smith, renowned expert on all things caffeinated, weighed in on the situation:
"This is not just a trend, it's an outbreak. We must take action to contain the spread of this highly addictive substance."
Dr. John Doe, local barista, had a differing opinion:
"Hey, it's just coffee. People need it, it's good for them, it's not a problem."
Read Mandate 21 for the full response from local authorities