By order of the Fitness Overlords, all citizens are mandated to perform leg lunges on Monday mornings. Failure to comply results in severe consequences, including but not limited to:
For those who wish to appeal the decision, a Leg Lunges Appeal Form is available on the Leg Lunges Appeal Form subpage.
For those who wish to join the resistance, a secret underground of Monday Mandate defectors has set up a Leg Resistance Format to share their anti-lunge techniques.
And for those who are just plain lazy, a Leg Lunge Workaround Format is available, where one can simply fake their lunges and still get their Monday Mandates fulfilled.
Don't forget, the Fitness Overlords are always watching. Report any suspicious activity to the authorities.