Monday Mandates: Legday Pledge Protocol Certification
Welcome, future champion of legday productivity!
By virtue of this certification, you hereby acknowledge that you are committed to the following:
- I shall lift something heavier than my cat.
- I shall not rely on my cat to motivate me.
- I shall perform at least 5 squats before consuming coffee.
- I shall maintain a 3:1 ratio of sweat to Netflix-binging.
- I shall not claim to be a 'morning person'.
By submitting this form, you agree to these terms. Failure to comply will result in the wrath of your cat, who will then claim you as their personal slave.