Q: What is the Monday Mandate Pledge Protocol?
A: It's a sacred tradition where employees are forced to pretend to be enthusiastic about Mondays.
Mandate #1: Arrival TimeQ: How do I participate in the Monday Mandate Pledge Protocol?
A: Simply drag yourself out of bed, shuffle to the office, and feign excitement. Easy peasy.
Mandate #2: CoffeeQ: What happens if I fail to meet the Monday Mandate Pledge Protocol?
A: Well, that's just not an option. You will be sent back in time to relive the same Monday, again and again, until you get it right.
Mandate #3: Meetings