Section 1, Article 3, Paragraph 2: All language used in official government communications shall be written in iambic pentameter, lest the people be confused.
Section 7, Article 1: Any person using the phrase "synergy" in a professional context shall be subject to a 30-day suspension from all social media.
Section 2, Subsection A: The use of jargon is hereby forbidden, unless absolutely necessary. And by "absolutely necessary", we mean "when the boss says so".
Section 4, Article 2: All government documents shall be written in Comic Sans, to ensure clarity and readability.
Section 5, Article 3: Any language not conforming to the standards set forth in this Act shall be subject to a thorough review and editing by our team of highly trained linguists.
And so, the people rejoice, for their language shall be pure once more!
Standardized Sarcasm Regulations Advanced Jargon Subcommittee Section 8, Article 1: All official responses shall be in all capital letters, bold, and with a hint of menace.