MANDATE 2: Because Mandates 1 Wasn't Mandate-y Enough

This is MANDATE 2, the sequel to the highly acclaimed MANDATE 1! Because, let's be real, 1 was just a starting point. We've added more rules, more bureaucracy, and more unnecessary paperwork.

Rule 1: More Meetings

Because who doesn't love a good meeting? We've added more of them, because clearly, the more you have, the more productive you'll be. Said no one ever.

Rule 2: More Forms to Fill Out

Because who doesn't love a good pen and paper? We've added more forms to fill out, so you can spend more time doing what you do best: staring at a piece of paper, thinking about what to write.

Rule 3: More Red TapeMandate 2 Annex: Because You Can Never Have Too Much Bureaucracy Note: This is just a humorous take on the concept of mandates, and is not meant to be taken seriously.