MANDATE 8: THE ONE WHERE WE FORGET THE CALENDAR

Issued on a Tuesday

By decree of the Supreme Ruler of the Realm, all citizens are hereby reminded that Monday is, in fact, not the best day of the week.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the calendar has been misplaced. Repeat, THE CALENDAR HAS BEEN LOST.

We will reissue Mandate 8 as soon as we find the calendar. In the meantime, please enjoy an extra-long weekend.

Clarification on What Constitutes an Extra-Long Weekend Lost and Found: The Calendar

Valid only on Mondays. Void where prohibited.