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Monday Blues Symptoms
You're experiencing:
- Suddenly, everything is a chore.
- Coffee is no longer a viable option.
- You're questioning the life choices that led you here.
- Your productivity has been hijacked by a squirrel.
- Every Monday morning sounds like nails-on-blackboards.
Common Causes:
1. Lack of sufficient donuts.
2. Unclear expectations.
3. Uncooperative coffee machines.
What to Do:
1. Breathe in through your mouth, out through your nose.
2. Repeat, "This too shall pass."
3. Call in a replacement coffee machine (just kidding, you can't).