MONDAY MANDATES: Where the week gets weird

Monday mornings are for suffering. Here's a list of Monday mandates to make you question your life choices:

• Drink an entire pot of coffee by yourself.
• Check your email 17 times before realizing you forgot to check it.
• Listen to elevator music while doing actual work.
• Wear the same outfit you wore to that one weird cousin's wedding 5 years ago.

For more Monday mandates, visit:

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• Office Politics 101
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