Wake Up and Smell the Bureaucracy
Every Monday morning, the world is governed by a series of seemingly endless mandates. Here is your list for the day:
- Do not eat breakfast. It's not a good idea.
- Wear pants. They are mandatory.
- Use only the approved coffee mug.
- Do not speak to anyone with a smile.
Important Mandates for Monday Morning
Don't even think about breaking the rules. Here are the top 5 mandates for Monday morning:
- Do not be late.
- Do not be seen in public without a meeting schedule.
- Do not forget to bring your coffee mug.
- Do not attempt to use the copier during peak hours.
- Do not whisper to yourself in the break room.