Wake Up and Smell the Bureaucracy

Every Monday morning, the world is governed by a series of seemingly endless mandates. Here is your list for the day:

• Do not eat breakfast. It's not a good idea.
• Wear pants. They are mandatory.
• Use only the approved coffee mug.
• Do not speak to anyone with a smile.

Important Mandates for Monday Morning

Don't even think about breaking the rules. Here are the top 5 mandates for Monday morning:

1. Do not be late.
2. Do not be seen in public without a meeting schedule.
3. Do not forget to bring your coffee mug.
4. Do not attempt to use the copier during peak hours.
5. Do not whisper to yourself in the break room.