By order of the Supreme Ruler of Mondays, you are hereby mandated to never, ever leave your house.
Reasons for this mandate include:
- It's too hot outside.
- The couch is too comfy.
- You might catch a dreaded case of FOMO.
- The neighbors are probably judging you through their windows.
Exceptions to this mandate include:
- When the pizza delivery guy shows up.
- When the apocalypse arrives and the only safe place is your home.
- When you've finally finished binge-watching the entire season of that show you've been "watching."
To aid in your compliance, here are some helpful self-improvement tips:
Self-Improvement Tips for the Homebound
- Practice yoga with a video on your living room floor.
- Take online classes in the comfort of your own home.
- Learn to cook ramen noodles with precision.
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