CEO Whim Mandate 3456-B

By order of the CEO, all employees are required to wear a full suit of neon green spandex to work on minimalist Mondays.

Failure to comply will result in a 5-minute penalty, which includes 5 minutes of awkward small talk with HR and a stern lecture on "corporate synergy."

Exceptions: Fridays, holidays, and Tuesdays after 3 pm are exempt. However, please note that these exceptions are subject to change at the whims of the CEO.

For more information on corporate dress code, please visit Neo-Suit Protocol.

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