Monday Mandates: A Guide to Surviving the Most Dreaded Day of the Week

It's that time of the week again... Monday. The day when your soul is crushed, your coffee is weak, and your boss is breathing down your neck.

But fear not, dear reader, for we have compiled a list of Monday Mandates to help you survive this torturous day:

Mandate 1: Arrive Early - Because 6 AM is not too early, right?

Mandate 2: Bring Coffee - It's the lifeblood of the office. Don't be that guy without it.

Mandate 3: Laugh at the Jokes - Your coworkers are counting on you. Don't disappoint.

And remember, these mandates are not just suggestions... they're laws.

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