Monday Mandates: Tips for Wearing Pen Caps

Welcome to the world of Monday Mandates, where the only thing you need to worry about is wearing your pen caps correctly.

The Monday Mandate of Correct Pen Cap Placement

According to experts, the correct way to wear your pen caps is on top of your pens. No, wait, that's not it. It's actually on the other end. No, no, no, that's not it either. The correct way to wear your pen caps is... Consult Submandate 42 for more information.

The Monday Mandate of Pen Cap Hygiene

It's a little-known fact that pen caps can get quite... grimy. To maintain the highest levels of pen cap cleanliness, make sure to wash your pen caps regularly. But not just with soap and water! Oh no, we recommend using a mixture of bleach and a hint of champagne for that extra sparkle.

The Monday Mandate of Pen Cap Fashion

Pen caps are not just for writing, my friends! They can also be used as a fashion statement. Why not try pairing a bright pink pen cap with a matching pink sweater for a look that's sure to turn heads? Or, if you're feeling bold, go for a full-on neon green pen cap ensemble. Check out our pen cap accessories section for more ideas!

And that's all for today, folks! Remember, the correct way to wear your pen caps is... well, we're still working on it. Subscribe to our newsletter for more Monday Mandates!