Today's Agenda
1. Discuss why we're not doing enough.
2. Talk about how tired we are.
3. Decide on what to eat for lunch.
Snack Suggestions are welcome.
4. Set new, unrealistic goals for the week.
Assign tasks to underlings.5. Take a break and watch cat videos.
Feline Motivators are encouraged.
6. Repeat the cycle of disappointment and disillusionment.
7. End the meeting early, claiming it's "too productive".
And, of course, the most important agenda item:
WHO EATS THE LAST DONUT?
Donut-related Drama will be addressed.