Due to a series of unfortunate events, the office morale has hit an all-time low. The coffee machine is broken, the microwaves are on the fritz, and someone (cough, John from Accounting, cough) ate the last donut.
We are currently experiencing a 50% decrease in productivity and an 80% increase in eye-rolling.
If you're feeling particularly downtrodden, please take a break and grab a cup of coffee from the "Coffee is a Lie" coffee shop down the street.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try our new "Monday Morale" Bingo game, where you can win prizes and a chance to relish the misery of your coworkers!