Where the coffee flows like a river, and the snoozing's a sin
I wake up, I rise, I stumble to my feet
The morning light, it hurts my eyes, oh so bright
I reach for the button, and my heart takes flight
I press it, I snuggle, and I sleep all night
For in the land of Monday morning, it's always right
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