Bacon Nuclear Blast: 5-Minute Rule

Warning: This is not a drill. A rogue strip of bacon, imbued with nuclear energy, has escaped containment. It's heading straight for the city of Breakfastville. We have 5 minutes to stop it.

Current Situation:

• Strip of bacon: 3 blocks from city center
• Speed: 300 km/h (that's 186 miles per hour, for you non-metric-people)
• Countdown Timer: 05:00

What you can do:

• Deploy the Bacon-Tron (a.k.a. the giant, mechanical, bacon-catching arm)
• Call in an airstrike (a.k.a. the 'nuclear option')
• Sacrifice your morning coffee (for the greater good of Breakfastville)

Remember, every minute counts. We're all counting on you.