Warning: The EGGSTRADE is on the loose, cracking eggs with precision and finesse.
For every egg cracked under 5 minutes, you get 1 point. For every egg cracked over 5 minutes, you get 0 points. Don't bother asking questions, just egg on.
Cracking eggs since 1999. Currently on a 4-egg-per-minute pace. Don't @ me.
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