Why don't I just stay in bed?
Well, let me tell you, it's not just about the bed, it's about the existential crisis that comes with it.
When you stay in bed, you're not just avoiding the world, you're avoiding the meaninglessness of it.
It's like, what's the point, right? The alarm clock is going to go off, the bills are still going to be due, the coffee is still going to be terrible.
So, why bother? Why get up, why get out?
But then, there's the music.
Monday Morning Melodies, they're like the soundtrack to your existential crisis.
Imagine a world where every Monday morning, the sun rises over the horizon, painting the sky with hues of despair.
And then, just as suddenly, a gentle breeze blows in, carrying with it the sweet melodies of despairing jazz, the mournful wails of a clarinet, the distant howls of a saxophone.
It's like the world is trying to tell you, "Hey, buddy, you're not alone, even on the darkest of Mondays."
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So, no, we don't stay in bed. We rise, we face the day, we face the music.
But, hey, if you want to, you can stay in bed and listen to the Monday Morning Melodies anyway.
(Just kidding, that's not a real link, don't try it)
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