MONDAY MORNING ROUTINE

Wake Up, Buttercup! It's Time to Face the Week

The Monday morning routine is a delicate dance of desperation. You're 99% coffee, 1% human. Let's break down the essential steps:

• Step 1: Wake up, stretch, and scream at the ceiling.
• Step 2: Scour the internet for the perfect meme to share on social media.
• Step 3: Check the weather. Because, you know, it's not like you can control it or anything.
• Step 4: Eat a whole pizza by yourself. Because, why not?
• Step 5: Repeat step 1, but this time with more volume.

Don't forget to link to your Instagram post about your Monday morning routine for maximum points:

Meme of the Morning

Or, if you're feeling extra motivated:

Extra Credit: The Monday Morning Routine for the Ambitious

And if you're just plain lazy:

Snooze Control: The Art of Hitting the Snooze Button

(Note: Links may not work, because this is just a simulation.)