MANDATES: The Ultimate Guide to Surviving the Apocalypse of Mondays

Chapter 4: The Caffeine Infiltration Protocol

It's Monday morning, and you're already running on fumes. But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our patented Caffeine Infiltration Protocol will inject just the right amount of caffeine into your system, ensuring you survive the morning.

Step 1: Infiltrate the coffee machine with a high-octane coffee pod.

Proceed to Step 2: Engage in a 30-minute caffeine-fueled stare-down.

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to implement this protocol without first consulting your local authorities. Or your wife. Or your cat.

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Step 5: Infiltrate the kitchen with an arsenal of snacks

Step 6: Deploy the full arsenal of morning madness