It's Monday morning, and you're already running on fumes. But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our patented Caffeine Infiltration Protocol will inject just the right amount of caffeine into your system, ensuring you survive the morning.
Step 1: Infiltrate the coffee machine with a high-octane coffee pod.
Proceed to Step 2: Engage in a 30-minute caffeine-fueled stare-down.